Ever wanted to ask a member of the Death Note crew a question?
Well nows your chance! You can ask anything at all!
The questions come from the members and the answers come from the members, it's just a bit of fun but it's worked out ok so far!

To find out how to ask and answer a question please read the rules at the bottom of this journal. In the meantime enjoy some of the hilarious Q&A from the past!



Questions

1. What does L REALLY do on his spare time? from ~keiva-som-ko

Light: I've been wanting to know that too *turns to look at L*
L: Work on the Kira case of course!
Light: You must have some kind of hobby?
L: Well there is one thing... but i'd rather not say
Light: Come on... you can tell me *tickles L's leg with his fingertip*
L: Well i watch all the tapes of you in the shower that i recorded when you were a suspect.
Light: o.O *twitch*
L: Light? You know i would never lie to you!
Light: You... have.... videos... of me... in the shower?!? 0.O
L: Well obviously... they're the best ones!
Light: -silence-
L: Light?
Light: LETS GO WATCH THEM TOGETHER NOW!


2. To L: If you somehow got your hands on a yaoi paddle while you and Light were handcuffed, would you use it? from ~Mizuki-hime

L: I have my own yaoi paddle, i keep it under the desk at work. As soon as it's just me and Light i get it out and hit Light's sexy ass with it
Light: *rubs his bum* Owww....


3. Light, are you happy with L's dress sense? If not, what would you have him wear? from *witegots

Light: Thank you for asking. L's wardrobe could probably use a bit more variety, seeing as he only has one outfit that he washes every other night during his 15 minute psuedo-sleep. Actually, I think L is smexy in anything and his clothes will always end up hitting the floor at least once by the end of the night anyway. Therefore, if I were to give him a few pointers on his choice of apparel, I would definately say WEAR NOTHING! It is much easier on myself, you see. I like getting what I want and instant gratification can't be beat! ;3


4. To Light: If you found L in your room covered in whipped cream, what would the first thing to come to your mind be? from ~Chibi-Reina

Light: Well obviously it would be what an idiot he is. Listen. Whipped cream won't help tone and detoxify his skin. HE NEEDS THERMAL MUD, DAMMIT!! I prefer Parrs brand, though Feldspar is also good, with a soft nourishing cream for rejuvenation afterwards.
He really needs me, that L.


5. L, would you make out with the smexeh Matt [if Raito and Mello weren't around]? from ~Naru-kyu

L: Me kissing Mail Jeevas? That would seem extremely illogical. He is, after all, a smoker, and I'd prefer not to have any trace of cigarettes on my tongue when Raito comes home to play...if you catch my drift.

6. To Light: Why did you look at a playboy-esqu magazine when you were under surveilance when you were clearly not into it? from ~Beccarama

Light: Who said i wasn't into it? I read those things all the time. I need ideas for what to dress up L in.
L: -lowers head- *whispers angrily* Light, you are not supposed to talk about that remember
Light: Oh *bites lip* woops! sorry!

7. To Light: What would you do if somebody from your collage told you about the fact that your last name spelled backwards is 'I'm a gay'? from *cowsiecow

Light: I would seriously wonder if they were an idiot. It took them that long to figure out i'm gay? I mean, L and I hardly ever leave each other alone, now.
L: lawl, I never realized that name thing. 8D
Light: ..........-headdesk-

8. To L: when did you first relize you were addicted to any form of candy or sugar? from ~poohspets

L: Well when i was younger Watari took me to Belgium on a holiday. Brussels (the capital) is full of chocolate shops. While he was walking around an electronics shop talking to an assistant i sneaked out of the shop across the road to a chocolate shop. A lovely man gave me a cube of the most delicious chocolate i have ever tasted. Since then i have tried to beat that taste, but i've never been able to.
Light: We could go back there one day?
L: How would we ever find the time to go there!
Light: Well.. theres always our honeymoon..

9. To L: I would like to know... Before Light did you have another partner? Or were you in love with someone else? from ~yadira-chan

L: I didn't have a partner before Light. I've normally always been alone really when it comes to relationships. Light is the one for me though, I just know it
Light: *crinkles nose* awwwwsh n_n

10. -To Light,- Raito-kun, how exactly do you... 'survive' with a Shinigami, and L watching you twenty four seven?
Can you use the bathroom, or uhh.. 'You know' with them staring over your shoulder all the time? from =ZachsAnomaly

Light: It's as simple as asking for the shinigami to go away because I need my "private time" and if said shinigami refuses, threaten to take away his apples, bwahaha. As far as L goes....I don't care, he's seen my "thing" in other situations. So, yes.

11. To L and Light: Do you two ever argue about anything? from =MyTearzRunBlack

L: Most of the things we argue about are often pretty small things
Light: *yelling* You call getting crumbs in our sheets, chocolate over our pillows and cream on our carpet small!
L: These things are easily replaceable Light, we have had this talk a hundred times
Light: *fuming* We will talk about it at home *grabs L and pulls him towards door*

12. To L: Does Light snore or have any other annoying sleeping habits? from ~teal-turtle

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13. To Light: are you getting annoyed that most of the questions are directed at L? from ~sadisticlolita13

Light, what do you think?

14. To L: If you and Light had a child, what would you name it? from *pacificsun

Light: o_O Why would we get kids? it's not like either one of us could get pregant?
L: Well accually...
Light: um... *odd look* well, if L or I did manage to rock the baby bump then i think that a name whose meaning was something like god, or glory. I think Kira would be a nice name...
L: *evil glair* well, I think C is nice, oh! I also like Y
Light: We are no nameing our child after a letter >_<
L: -_-


15. To Light: Does it ever make you jealous that all the girls like L more than you, despite the fact that he seems un-kept and sort of...creepy? from *XCrazy-ShunshineX

L: I have more fangirls? o.O
Light: Yes, well, I don't really care for girls so why would it bother me that HE has more fangirls?
L: What about fanboys...?
Light: Well its OBVIOUS that I have more fanBOYS then you...
L: That's not necessarily true, Light
Light: Why's that?
L: because I get fan mail from boys too....a lot of it...
Light: ....Any of them mention their names....and if they have a Facebook...?
L: -_______-

16.To L: Would you mind if Light called you 'Lawlipop'? from ~SpecterRenegades

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17. To Light- How do you feel about BB's "L fetish"? ~X-Kookie-X

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18. To L- How do you feel about Mikamis "Light stalkage"? from ~X-Kookie-X

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19. To both: how the hell do you even take off your clothes when you're handcuffed together? i mean, think about it, wont it dangle in the middle of the chain??? from ~therewillbeblood

L: It's quite simple, really. I remove the manacle on my wrist and attach it to a nearby piece of furniture, usually the dresser, to give Light-kun access to his clothing. Light undresses, which leaves his shirt hanging on the chain. I unlock the chain from the dresser and let the dangling clothing fall off, and then Light-kun slips a shirt down the chain and puts it on. Afterwards, I reattach the chain to my wrist.

Light: I think they're looking for a more interesting answer than that, Ryuzaki.

L: Well, sometimes we go to bed naked, to save time.

Light: *blush* Not that interesting, Ryuzaki!

L: But Light-kun, I did not tell them anything about what it saves time for...

Light: *facepalm* Please just stop talking.

20. To both: Hey! Who would be seme in this relationship?! from ~RiffRaffFluff

Light: Well obviously that would be me. I mean look at L, his physique is far inferior to mine so I can easily overpower him.

L: Really? Because I seem to recall last night you were beneath me and calling out in labored breath...

Light: O//O Stop STOP! No more input from you...hehe...so um, yeah I'm the seme.

L: Whatever you say, now come along, I have a craving for a "Lawlipop"....





Rules

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